Month: March 2008

The Truth about Dare

I always thought director Jett Blakk’s extremely clever, plot-driven movies would be a good match for Falcon, whose movies — especially lately — have been pretty flat, story-wise. I made some introductions and the powers that be hired him for a multi-picture deal. Jett thanked me by stabbing me to death in Dare, his first […]

My Quest to Be Teabagged By Wolf Hudson, Day 1

Ever since Jack sent me Wolf Hudson’s anti-folk insta-classic, “I Wanna Teabag You,” I’ve been obsessed. The sweet and smutty lullaby (“I’m gonna put my balls all over your face/tell me, pretty baby, how do they taste to you?”) didn’t leave my head all weekend aided by a video of him sexy dancing ta video […]